Michael Scott Quotes (Page 23)
Captain Jack: But I'm not only your ship's captain, I'm also your PARTY CAPTAIN!
Michael: YEAH, I'M YOUR PARTY CAPTAIN TOO!...
Captain Jack: Michael, please...
Michael: And we are gonna... rock it!
Captain Jack: If you would just...
Michael: You are gonna put on your dancin' shoes later on! If the boat's rockin', don't come knockin'!
Michael: What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Dwight: ["steering" the ship] Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael: It's a fake wheel, dummy!
Michael: We are going to sell that tree to charity. Because that's what Christmas is all about.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: So Phyllis is basically saying “Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt’s-worth.” I gave Ryan an iPod!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say “Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.”
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: You're the expert, is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
Store Clerk: 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
Michael: Stupid corporate wet blankets...it's not like booze ever killed anyone.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: [on his approach to improv] Think about this, what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real-life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007