Michael Scott Quotes (Page 25)
Michael: Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Business Man Magazine.
Jan: [incredulously] It said that.
Michael: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.
Michael:I don't understand...you want to see other people? Only other people?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: OK. Let's do this thing. Wish us luck.
Dwight: Good luck, Michael! Good luck, Jan!
Jan: Thank you.
Michael: [under breath] Kiss ass.
Michael: Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: C'mon, hit me...
Jim: I can't. I just got a manicure.
Michael: Oh, queer! [looks at camera] ...eye. Queer eye! Good show, important show.
Jim: Just have Dwight punch you.
Michael: Well, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who could kick his ass.
Jim: You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?
Dwight: What belt are they?
Michael: Pam, I hate to break this to you, but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.
Pam: He's a purple belt, that's really high.
Michael: Oh God, I could beat up Dwight, that's ridiculous. I can murder him.
Michael: Look, Dwight here is a wuss. When we rented "Armageddon", he cried at the end of it.
Dwight: Michael, I told you! It was because it was New Year's Eve and it started to snow at exactly midnight!
Michael: [As Dwight crying] "Oh, are they really gonna leave Bruce Willis on the asteroid? Boo-hoo!"
Michael: For emergency contact put down Todd F. Packer. You know what the "F" stands for?
Ryan: [immediately] Fudge?
Michael: [while on hold with Sherry] I wish I could fire Sherry.
Sherry: I'm still here, Michael.
Michael: Err...OK, Sherry. Thank you.
Michael: So I never went to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007
