Michael Scott Quotes (Page 3)
Michael: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: I love my employees, even though I hit one of you with my car.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond, whereas back here at Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog... or a fish?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: I was able to be on the scene so quickly... because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim: Who was the driver?
Michael: The doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could. And she is going to be okay.
Stanley: What is WRONG with you?! Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Michael: I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize - domestic bliss.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: Please hand this letter of congratulations to Dwight K. Schrute.
Dwight: But that's my name. [reads letter] "Dwight, congratulations, a-wipe. Don't screw the pooch."
Michael: I have got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons. [calls Pam] Hey Pam, yeah. I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentally. Be like three hours late.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: Ugh...who's ahead in points?
Pam: Well, I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim 10 points, Dwight a gold star and Stanley a thumbs up.
