Michael Scott Quotes (Page 6)
Michael: I saved a life: my own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say...but, yes.
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: You don't go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum, and you put your hand on a metal ball, and your hair sticks up straight...and you know science.
• Rating 3.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: We are going to listen in on Darryl’s presentation to the warehouse. And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then your assistant was all young and hot.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: You give me a good raise, or no more sex... [to Toby] What are you writing, pervball?
Toby: Just uh, preparing for the deposition. [to camera] This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by withholding sex from a female superior. It will be a ground-breaking case, when it inevitably goes to trial.
Michael: Every year, I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: There were these huge bins of clothes. And everybody was rifling through them like crazy. And I grabbed one. And it fit. So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least, it's bisexual.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: Michael, last Friday one of your employees attacked another employee in your office!
Michael: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
Michael: Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007