Michael Scott Quotes (Page 8)
Michael: Phyllis and Bob -- their celebrity couple name would be "Phlob."
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: My name is Michael Scott. Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." Well you know something? I think you guys are two metals - gold medals. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Michael Scott, Phyllis' boss. To quote from The Princess Bride: "mare-widge!"
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: The most important part of a speech is the opening line. When time is not a factor I like to try out three or four different ones.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Hi, I'm Michael Scott and, for the next 40 minutes, I am going to be your tour guide through the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance – one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.
Bob Vance: If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you.
Michael: Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
Michael: Me walking Phyllis down the aisle was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding. And now, the wedding has no highlight.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: [after Elbert gets up and walks Phyllis by himself] This is bulls**t.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle, so basically I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary it is like I am paying for the wedding, which I am happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me - Employer-of-the-bride.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: We're going to have a guys night out...a GNO...a guhno. Actually it's more of a guys afternoon in, a GAI...a gay...its not gay its a bridal shower for guys...a guy shower...an hour long shower with guys.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Ryan: Michael, is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael: No.....Yes.
Ryan: That's really disgusting.
Michael: Don't worry, I scraped all the foot off!