Michael Scott Quotes (Page 9)
Michael: Guys! Beef: it's what's for dinner! Who wants some man meat?
Dwight: I do! I want some man meat!
Jim: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael: Well then, my man meat he shall have.
Michael: So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was president.
Michael: Yes, but Ben Franklin was.
Michael: Okay, coed naked strippers in this office. For realsies.
Angela: Under no circumstance should a man strip off his clothes in this office.
Meredith: SHUT UP, ANGELA!
Todd Packer: Mike, okay, a stripper is "Bachelor Party 101." If you don't get a stripper your party is gonna suck.
Michael: I can't get a stripper here. Sexual harassment.
Todd Packer: Get one for the girls, too. That evens it out. You know, separate but equal.
Michael: So that's what that means...
Michael: So I am instituting "prima nocte."
Jim: [talking head] "Prima nocte", I believe from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...
Michael: I'm sorry, I had a very different understanding as to what "prima nocte" meant.
Michael: Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock. When I came to, I had an epiphery. Life is precious and if I die, I want my son to know the dealio. The dealio of life.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: So maybe you should come back. You should come back. Please.
Dwight: I don't want to do your laundry anymore.
Michael: We can talk about that.
Michael: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv Something? Andy is like Marv Something: great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007