Mike Delfino Quotes (Page 2)
Mike: "I'm trying to find Zach before he gets in any more trouble. Do you know any friends that he might have, anywhere he might be holed up? I know you were close to him."
Felicia: "Funny thing. Since he beat me and threw me down the stairs, we just don't stay in touch like we should."
Mike: "Doesn't sound like they're having an orgy in there."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Susan: "I'm thinking we should keep it casual."
Mike: "Casual. What the hell does that mean, exactly, um, casual?"
Susan: "Uh, well, I, I don't, I don't think there's anything wrong with us seeing a movie once in awhile."
Mike: "Movie. Okay. Is that it?"
Susan: "Jogging? There's no law against jogging."
Mike: "Anything else?"
Susan: "Shopping. That's casual. That's fun."
Mike: "Anything else we can do? Anything at all?"
Susan: "Mmm, brunch. Brunch would be nice."
Susan: [after riding the mechanical bull] "Everybody's staring at me, aren't they?"
Mike: "Just the slapstick fans."
Susan: "Oh, I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
Mike: "Why?"
Susan: "I made it, trust me. Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?"
Mike: "No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese.... Oh my God. How did you... it tastes like it's burnt and undercooked!"
Susan: "Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go."
