Milhouse Quotes
Milhouse:Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents instead of just one of them.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Milhouse: Then let's just say I don't care what people think of me anymore.
Bart: You mean up until now you did care? Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week?
Milhouse: What about all the times I didn't wear a tutu? Nobody ever brings those up.
Milhouse: Those Cap City kids don't think I'm cool anymore. We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. Then he folded the bed back into the couch and disappeared into the night. [shifty eyes]
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Lisa (looking around at book shelves): "Everybody Poops: The Video"? "Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides"? There are hardly any books here at all!
Milhouse: But Krabappel wants a paper on Henry VIII and I have to score a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
Milhouse van Houten: Well, if you just want to out-and-out lie... okay, we could call it a "temporary refund adjustment."
Lisa Simpson: I love it.
Milhouse van Houten: Really? What else do you love, Lisa?
Lisa Simpson: Fiscal solvency.
Milhouse van Houten (heartbroken): Uh, me too.
Principal Skinner: Poland, tell me about your nation's achievements.
Milhouse: Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once...at night. And there was that submarine with the screen door...
Skinner: Oh, no. Young man you need to do some serious boning.
Bart: [calling from outside a window of his factory] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?
Milhouse: You don't have a factory.
Bart: Hey, I'm a busy man. You want a job or not?
Milhouse: Okay!
Milhouse: Wow Bart, Laddie's great, way better than your old dog
Bart: Really? I guess I was the only one that loved him
Milhouse: You got that right, remember the time he ate me goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had a goldfish? Then why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why. Did I Have. The Bowl??
Milhouse: I traded your soul for Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 23rd, 2007 Milhouse: Every religion says you have a soul, Bart. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?
[Camera pans to Rev. Lovejoy, who's counting the contents of many very full collection plates.]
Rev. Lovejoy: I don't hear any scrubbing!
