Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Miranda : I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Miranda : Can't you bring it up?
Charlotte : Noooo! We finally got the penis working. I don't wanna scare it!
Miranda: What's really going on here is sex. Good, old-fashioned, eager-to-please, do-what-I-tell-you-to sex.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.
Carrie : Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the 80's? She was the it girl.
Samantha : I thought I was the it girl.
Miranda : Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so—you win!
Samantha [about her vibrator] : I'm telling you, I went into the kitchen to get it—
Miranda : Wait, why was it in the kitchen?
Samantha : I like to mix it up.
Miranda : Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park?
Samantha : Oh god, that's so 80's!
Miranda : I thought you weren't going to sweat the small stuff.
Samantha : Look, I can't have cancer and be a fag hag!
Carrie : Oh, you are a good friend. All the way from Brooklyn to see a bunch of dogs run in a circle.
Miranda : She came to watch my baby get baptized, I came to watch her baby get judged.
Miranda : I don't talk to Steve about my work.
Carrie : And he doesn't mind?
Miranda : I think he prefers it that way.
Carrie : But you guys share everything else.
Miranda : Because we're in Brooklyn. There's no one else to talk to!
Miranda : I had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels. My feet are killing me.
Steve : Why didn't you just carry them and wear sneakers like everyone else?
Miranda : Stop. You can take me out of Manhattan but you can't take me out of my shoes.
