Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 10)
Miranda to Carrie, who's listening to an answering machine message from Big : We could analyze this for years and never know, I mean, they still don't know who killed Kennedy.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Samantha : Maybe there's something he can eat to make it sweeter.
Carrie : Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart.
Miranda : "Dear Martha: Funky spunk. Help."
Charlotte : Trey is this close to proposing, I can feel it.
Carrie : Oh my god, really?
Miranda : You just met! I've had pairs of pantyhose longer!
Miranda : I do not want [a baby] eventually and my clock is running out... I mean, I've only got like a million viable eggs left.
Carrie : Three hundred of which we just killed with those martinis at lunch.
Charlotte : Do you have another?
Carrie : Ladies, I am not Tampax central. Put on list: buy tampons.
Charlotte : Well, I have them at home but they won't fit in my Kate Spade purse.
Miranda : Wow—Kate must have a tiny vagina.
Steve : Oh come on, I want a baby. It would be fun.
Miranda : It's not like owning a foosball table, Steve.
Miranda : I just don't get it. Why do men get skidmarks? Is it laziness or are they just in a rush?
Carrie : I don't know, but whatever it is it goes hand in hand with urinating on the seat.
Miranda : I tell you one thing: when your boyfriend is so comfortable he can't be bothered to wipe his ass, that's the end of romance right there.
Miranda : Steve is completely predictable but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe.
Carrie : Are you dating a man or a minivan?
Samantha : Your relationship is my greatest fear.
Miranda : I can't tonight, I have chlamydia.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : ...you shouldn't be talking like that at all, Samantha, it's rude and politically incorrect.
Carrie : Sweetie, a reminder: Samantha is rude and politically incorrect.
Miranda : She's an equal opportunity offender.
