Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 11)
Carrie : I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to gaytown.
Miranda : Isn't that next to Ricky Martin-ville?
Carrie about her date : He's not that young.
Miranda : He's twenty-six. His generation has a totally different letter than ours.
Miranda : What's in your goodie drawer? Robert's Rules of Order?
Charlotte : I don't have a goodie drawer.
Carrie : Oh, everybody has a goodie drawer.
Samantha : I have a goodie closet!
Miranda : Do you have a rolling pin?
Carrie : On me?
Miranda : In your kitchen.
Carrie : Are you kidding me? I use my oven for storage.
Samantha : I find the higher the number the worse the sex. I went out with somebody the third who couldn't even get it up.
Miranda : Imagine how bad Henry VIII must have been.
Miranda : I love how they say "until recently, the bride [worked]."
Carrie : Yeah, meaning she quit her job as soon as she found her soul-mate-slash-investment-banker.
Charlotte : I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?
Miranda : Who, the White Knight?
Samantha : That only happens in fairy tales.
Miranda : I do not have Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're just friends.
Samantha : No, we're just friends. I don't put my d**k in you.
Miranda : Who would've thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 12th, 2007 Miranda [crying] : I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I just... I hadn't seen you in so long and I missed you, and then I did that s**tty thing!
Steve : It wasn't that s**tty, really.
Miranda : It was! It was a s**tty thing! I'm a s**tty person!
Steve : You're not a s**tty person.
Miranda : I am! I am s**tty! You would never do anything so s**tty!
Steve : What do you call showing up in the middle of the afternoon to call you s**tty?
[PAUSE]
Miranda : Yeah, that was pretty s**tty!
