Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 12)
Carrie : There is no way that the love that I had with Big is the same thing that he has with Natasha.
Miranda : "Natasha"? When did you stop calling her "the idiot stick figure with no soul"?
Miranda : Perineum. Latin for "not without an engagement ring."
Miranda : I'm trying to change my bed karma. I figure if I can make my bed a place I really want to be, others will feel the same.
Carrie : Aah, the Field of Dreams.
Miranda : Exactly. If you build it, he will come.
Duncan : I'm just one of those weird male aberrations who prefers to be married. I like stability, I like routine. I like knowing there's people waiting for me at home. I guess that makes me sound pretty dull.
Miranda : Are you kidding? You're the heterosexual holy grail.
Miranda about her divorced boyfriend : I don't wear vintage clothes. I hate flea markets. I don't collect antiques. Is it too much to ask that he not be... I don't know... used?
Carrie : Okay, before this goes any further, just make sure his parts are still under warranty.
Miranda : My f**k buddy moved to Chicago. Now, we have phone sex.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Carrie : I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me.
Miranda : So what, you're like a flystrip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie : Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones.
Carrie : Therapy? It's just so self-indulgent. Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.
Miranda : Ancient man only lived until thirty.
Samantha : I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again.
Charlotte : What happens to it?
Samantha : Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie : Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha : That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda : And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.
Miranda : I'm a biological underachiever. And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007
