Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 14)
Miranda : I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out or propagating the species.
Carrie : Okay, well, what about us?
Miranda : We're just choosy.
Samantha : That can be a turn-on.
Miranda : Sure, but now he wants me to reciprocate and I can't. I never could.
Carrie : Why not?
Miranda : Because sex is not a time to chat. In fact, it's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life where it is perfectly appropriate -- if not preferable -- to shut up. And now suddenly I have to worry about being stumped for conversation? -- no thank you.
Charlotte : Just keep talking about his big c**k.
Samantha : Correction -- his big, beautiful c**k.
Carrie : We're using the C-word now?
Miranda : I can't use adjectives
Miranda : How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 James : And how are the most beautiful women in Manhattan?
Miranda : If we see them, we'll ask.
Charlotte : So, which church does his mother go to?
Carrie : Park Avenue Presbyterian.
Charlotte : Good church! It's one of the best on the east side!
Carrie : What, are you rating churches? Is there a Zagat guide for that?
Miranda : Four stars. Great bread; disappointing wine selection.
Miranda : You farted! You're human!
Carrie : I don't want him to know that!
Carrie [buying a pregnancy test] : Which kind do I get?
Miranda : Here. This one's on sale: half off.
Carrie : I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.
Miranda : Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Carrie : There's a woman in there breastfeeding a child who can chew steak.
Miranda : You know how I feel about that. If you can ask for it, you're probably too old for it.
Miranda : So all I have to do to meet the ideal man is to give birth to him.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007
