Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 15)
Samantha [watching Lanie strip at a party] : Look at her: the poster girl for low self esteem.
Miranda : You know, I have low self esteem, but I express it the healthy way—by eating a box of Double Stuff Oreos.
Carrie : I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda : You haven't met The Rabbit.
Samantha : Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
Miranda : Wow! A guy who doesn't want to get married! Film at eleven!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Miranda [to Charlotte] : Are you telling me you never perform this act?
Carrie : She'll juggle, she'll spin plates but she won't give head.
Samantha : Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Miranda : Don't listen to the dimestore Camille Paglia.
Carrie : We had such a fantastic connection. Then he leaves me money. I don't understand. What exactly about me screams "whore"?
Miranda : Besides the thousand dollars on the end table?
Samantha : I happen to love the way I look.
Miranda : You should. You paid enough for it.
Charlotte : I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up!
Miranda : Well, I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me.
Miranda : When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007
