Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 2)
Miranda : Why do I think living in Manhattan is so fantastic?
Carrie : Because it is.
Miranda : Oh my God... I'm married.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Cab Driver : Where to?
Miranda : Um, Brooklyn, please.
Cab Driver : I don't go to Brooklyn.
Miranda : Yeah, neither do I.
Miranda : I'm sorry, Steve, I'm an asshole.
Steve : Yeah you are. But you're my asshole.
Miranda : That's sweet. And gross, at the same time.
Miranda : Last night Steve and I held hands for an hour and a half watching... the fire. He was looking into my eyes; I was looking for the remote.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Miranda : I'm in the woods in my negligee and my cell phone only has two bars left. HELP!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte [on Brady] : I'll take him! I'd love to take him! He's adorable.
Miranda : It's four days. Adorable stops after a day and a half.
Miranda : Tell me what you're talking about.
Samantha : I'll tell you tomorrow. I don't want to ruin your special day.
Miranda : Forget about my special f**king day and be normal, please, I beg of you!
Samantha : I have breast cancer.
Miranda : What?
Samantha : See? Now it's my special f**king day.
Miranda : Are you just making this stuff up now?
Carrie : No. And this might sound crazy but I don't think it's an act. I think he actually means it.
Miranda : That doesn't make it okay! Has he considered your feelings?
Miranda: I don't even care about the wedding. I just want to be with Steve.
Charlotte: (Crying) Oh, Miranda!
Miranda: Ok, this is exactly what I don't want. No tears.
Carrie: (Crying) Oh my God.
Samantha: (Crying) I can't believe it.
Miranda: That's it! You're all freakin' me out. (Gets up to leave) Samantha, I expected more from you.
