Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 3)
Miranda : I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up.
Charlotte : I can't believe you would actually consider having a boob job.
Miranda : I can't believe you went to Planet Hollywood.
Carrie : You know that song he wrote for me?
Miranda : Yeah. Ick.
Carrie : Well, it had a name. La Femme Avec Le Yeux Lumineuse.
Charlotte : The Girl With The Eyes That Sparkle?
Samantha : What's French for ick?
Miranda : Eek!
Charlotte : How about pomegranate patchouli?
Carrie : No, you need something classic, clean.
Miranda : With just a hint of neuroses.
Charlotte : Big is in town?
Carrie : Yeah, he's here for a little heart thing.
Miranda : What, is he on the wait list to get one?
Charlotte : Did I ever tell you I was a cheerleader?
Miranda : No, because you knew I would mock you endlessly.
Miranda : I just got Brady to sleep.
Dr. Leeds : Now, do you sing to him?
Miranda : Only if he's been bad.
Carrie : And how are [your chicken pox] today?
Miranda : Biblical. There's literally a pox on my house.
Samantha : I'm sorry.
Miranda : Hey, no need to apologize. I wouldn't bring Brady here. Mommy needs two hands to eat her eight-dollar cake!
Charlotte : You're not going to defend children?
Miranda : No, I don't like any children but my own.
Miranda : I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. "I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007
