Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 4)
Charlotte : How'd you do it?
Miranda : Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.
Samantha : Oh, that's a diet I won't be trying.
Samantha : Tell me why we're going to this again?
Carrie : She's an old friend going through a breakup. We're being supportive.
Samantha : On a Friday night?
Charlotte : She tried to kill herself!
Miranda : It was six Advil!
Charlotte : On an empty stomach!
Miranda : They don't cook the food here?
Samantha : That's why they call it Raw. The raw food movement! People love it: Sting, Demi, Soon-Yi... soon me!
Miranda : Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.
Samantha : Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.
Samantha : All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda : That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha : That's how I know!
Miranda : How long have you two known each other?
Bobby : Oh, let's put it this way. Cats was just Kittens.
Miranda : This thirteen pound meatloaf is pushing me over the edge!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Miranda : No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Miranda : I didn't tell Walker I had a baby.
Charlotte : How could you not mention it?
Miranda : It didn't come up! If Walker had asked me directly, "have you given birth recently," I would've said... first of all, define "recently."
Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.
