Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 5)
Miranda : I am so excited! I have been dreaming of being alone with these for months.
Carrie : I love that The New Yorker is your porn.
Miranda : Today's the baby nurse's last day. From now on you'll have to book me a year in advance.
Carrie : Wow, you're like Nobu.
Miranda : Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Carrie : So you're a pessimist, right?
Miranda : Have we met?
Miranda : He has to get baptized and wear a dress.
Carrie : Baby's first drag show!
Miranda : He got scared? ... When I get scared, I hide under the covers, not between somebody's legs.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Samantha : Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!
Miranda : I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.
Charlotte : I read it in a magazine.
Miranda : What magazine? Convenient Theories For You Monthly?
Miranda : But who would I invite [to my baby shower] besides you guys?
Samantha : All the bitches who made you go to theirs!
Miranda : I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am un-f**kable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007
