Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 6)
Miranda : "Best" is the worst.
Samantha : "Best" is like saying "not love."
Miranda : It's amazing. In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Miranda : I just faked a sonogram.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Charlotte : Aaah! It's gay porn!!
Miranda : What was your first clue?
Charlotte : You said we were watching an independent film! I brought biscotti!
Charlotte : I can't believe you took ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha : It's not a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby.
Miranda : Oh, well then we know it's safe. Will we be going to a rave later?
Miranda : Why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie : Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym. If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too.
Samantha : I've had sex at the gym.
Carrie : See? Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!
Miranda : This is the last chance. Last chance for sex.
Carrie : You're not on death row.
Miranda : Yes I am! Dead woman f**king!
Miranda : I don't know... is it okay to f**k one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?
Carrie : If one more person asks me that today...
Samantha : This is why I've never lived with a man. This and the fact I want them out an hour after I climax.
Miranda : You let them stay a whole hour?
Carrie : I made him swear on Chanel.
Miranda : Well, as long as he took the oath of fabric!
