Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 7)
Miranda : He only has one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what world does that create a baby? ... It's like the special Olympics of conception!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Miranda : Men—wait, let me rephrase that—some men...
Carrie : Good move, counselor. That will look much better on the court transcripts of this dinner.
Miranda : [Women] care about nice arms, great eyes, big d**k! I have never once heard a woman say "he had such a big, full scrotum."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Charlotte : We're having Trey's sperm tested.
Miranda : Is it not doing well in school?
Miranda : There's nothing to be embarrassed about; he's still got one.
Carrie : Miranda, they come in a set. Like earrings.
Charlotte : Whose legs bend back that far?
Miranda : This is like sex for the boneless!
Samantha : See, that's what I love about this guy, Nick, I'm seeing.
Miranda : He's de-boned?
Carrie : How did this happen? How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
Miranda : I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it and told everyone 'women LOVE this!'
Carrie : Who is this guy?
Miranda : Who's the woman who loved it?
Samantha : Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!
Carrie : Bingo!
Miranda : He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha : Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda : It was more localized than that.
Samantha : Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?
Miranda (to Carrie's answering machine): Your good friend Miranda has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Charlotte : I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren store opened in New Haven.
Miranda : Okay, it was amazing that I could keep my lunch down just now.
