Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 8)
Charlotte: (talking about her vagina) I don't want to look. I think it's ugly.
Miranda: Well maybe, that's why it's depressed!
Charlotte: So every day, I have to keep a vagina diary.
Miranda: No, come on? Dear vagina, why so blue kind of diary?
Carrie:Dear vagina. Guess who I have a crush on?
Charlotte:No! More like "itchy today, not itchy....
Carrie: Sounds like a bestseller!
Carrie : Your vagina's depressed?
Charlotte : The mood elevator sort of corrects the imbalance.
Miranda : Wait a minute, how do you know your vagina's depressed?
Charlotte : There are symptoms!
Carrie : Like what, it can't meet its deadline?
Miranda: It always wants to go to Krispy Kreme?
Miranda : Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Carrie : You win men over with your personality?
Miranda : Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Miranda: (Reading from a singles introduction pamphlet) Don't let him slip away
Carrie: I know. It's almost like a threat. We have him, but he's slipping away, slipping, oops, there he goes!
Miranda : I'm staying way out of this one.
Carrie : Way out. New Jersey out.
Carrie : Awww, wow, he's cute!
Miranda : Was. Damn.
Carrie : Do you know that there are no available men out there?
Miranda : Ahh, we're at my date's wake, so—yes.
Miranda : Everybody masturbates.
Samantha : Mmm, I did it this morning.
Carrie : Well, that explains why I got your voicemail.
