Miranda Hobbes Quotes (Page 9)
Miranda : They're starting to die on us.
Charlotte : Oh my god.
Samantha : Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda : 35 and they're dying! We should just give up now.
Carrie : Well, on the bright side this could explain why they don't call back.
Charlotte : How did he...
Miranda : Heart attack. At the gym.
Carrie : See? This is why I don't work out.
Samantha : Are you in pain? I'm in pain just looking at you.
Miranda : I'm a 34-year-old woman with braces and I'm on a liquid diet. Pain doesn't begin to cover it.
Miranda : Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.
Carrie : Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?
Miranda : Why didn't you just get an automatic?
Carrie : I love this car! It goes with my outfit.
Charlotte : I can't believe you're all going to LA without me.
Miranda : We still can't believe you went on your honeymoon without us!
Charlotte [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie : Excuse me?
Miranda : You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha : Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!
Charlotte : Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding. It's supposed to be my week.
Miranda : It's your day. You get a day. Not a week.
Carrie : You've heard those stories about affairs where people realize how great their other relationship is and end it without anyone being the wiser.
Miranda : I don't watch Lifetime television for women.
Samantha : I'm starving! Where's the food?
Miranda : They're WASPs. There's never food, only booze.
Samantha : Fine. One martini, six olives.
Miranda (reviewing Charlotte's prenuptial agreement): Listen, this is just their opening offer. It's totally standard to go back in and negotiate.
Charlotte : Negotiate? I can't even buy stuff on sale!
