Moe Syzlak Quotes (Page 2)
Moe: We all have that voice in our head telling us to kill. Ya just gotta tune it out. (turns around, closes his eyes and puts his hands on his ears) I've been working on the railroad, all the live-long day! (normal) Ah, that did it.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Apu: Please take the babies home. The porn customers are too nervous to make their move.
(camera shows Moe and a few other men in an aisle, waiting)
Moe: Come on.
Moe: That's the best book I've ever seen!
Homer (looking in his World Records book): Nope. The best book you've ever seen is "Tom Clancy's Op-Center."
Moe: That thing knows me better than I know myself.
Moe: [to Lisa] Listen, I don't like you and you don't like me. But we both wanna stop Homer from shooting the turkey.
Lisa: You don't like me? I like you.
Moe: You do? Then I like you, too. Here, have a towelette.
Russian Model: After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
Moe: And penis is Russian for...?
Professor: Describe your tavern, in one word.
Moe: Uh, is "crap hole" one word?
Professor: Yes, if it's hyphenated.
Moe: Then I'll stick with, "crap-hole."
Moe: Homer stole our rock performers! That fat, dumb, and bald guy sure plays some real hardball.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007 Barney: So, I'm a tanked-up loser? Is that how you see me?
Moe: Oh, sounds like a certain loser could use some tanking up. [starts pouring Barney a glass of beer when Barney abruptly gets up] Hey, hey, where you goin'?
Barney: I'll show you! I'm going to take these helicopter lessons.
Homer: Wait a minute, Barney. You've got to be sober to fly. I mean, it's not like driving a car.
Moe: Hey, Barney, what's with the glum face? You glum or something? Eh, glummy?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007 Moe: Whoa-oh, hey, you didn't pay for the beer.
Homer: Can't someone else do it?
[Homer walks out of the bar, while Moe is laughing]
Moe: [Holding a shotgun] Seriously, give me the money.