Moe Syzlak Quotes (Page 4)
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much. [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals]
Moe: [hangs up the phone] Well, Homer's out. We gotta find a new General Ambrose Burnside.
Barney: [dressed like Lincoln] But I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall Jackson.
Apu: [Apu emerges from the Men's room dressed like a Hindu military official] The south shall [brightly] come again!
Skinner: Ah, there's no justice like angry mob justice.
Lenny: I'm gonna burn all the historical memorabilia.
Moe: I'm gonna bag me a toilet!
Willie: Agh, there'd better be two!
Moe: Oh, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.
Hugh: Yeah, well, we saved your arse in World War III.
Moe: (conciliatory) That's true.
Homer: For our secret mission, we need code names. I'll be Cue Ball, Skinner will be eight ball, Barney will be twelve ball, and Moe will be cue ball.
Moe: You're an idiot.
Homer: Moe, I need advice. You see I have this friend called Joey Joe Joe...Junior...Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[A man in the bar leaves crying. Barney runs after him.]
Barney: Hey, Joey Joe Joe!
Laura: Hello. I'm looking for Ms. Tinkle, first name, Ivana?
Moe: Wait a sec. Ivana Tinkle! Everyone put down your glasses! Ivana Tinkle!
Moe: Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after those hillbillies went blind.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check. [calls out] Uh, Bea O'Problem? [no response] Bea O'Problem! [no response] Come on guys, do I have a B.O. problem here?!
Barney: You sure do! [laughter]
Moe: [angrily] Oh... it's you, isn't it?!
[Bart laughs]
Moe: Listen, you! When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Moe: He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007Moe: Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007