Monica Geller Quotes
Monica: That means I'm ovulating. I may have served some very questionable meat at the restaurant!
• Rating 2.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica: We've got some time.
Rachel: Okay. Should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure. [pause] Where?
Rachel: Are you saying that women can't do it?
Joey: Women can do it; you can't.
Rachel: Monica, will you please tell Joey that he's a pig?
Monica: [to Joey] You're a pig. [to Rachel] You can't do it.
Rachel: Well, I found the hardware store by myself!
Joey: The hardware store's just down the street.
Rachel: [pause] There's a hardware store down the street?
Monica: Ross, why are you all hot and sweaty?
Ross: I just bamboozled Chandler!
[Monica looks confused.]
Ross: Which isn't a sexual thing...
Monica: Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year.
Joey: What?
Monica: Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey...
Joey: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.
Joey: No, they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious!
Chandler: You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Chandler: [beat] ...Call it even?!
Monica: Okay!
Monica: [Reading her bill] Champagne, strawberries... Oh my god! I can’t believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Joey: Yeah, that’s sad. Mashuga nut?
Monica: Do you realize that we're getting married in just four weeks? Four weeks baby, FOUR WEEKS!
Chandler: Do you realize that you get louder every week?
Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.
