Monica Geller Quotes (Page 2)
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: That's the perfect amount!
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God!
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Phoebe: Neslay Toulouse.
Monica: Nestle Toll House?
Phoebe: You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: I know of two sure-fire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Rachel: What's the other one?
Monica: I don't know. I've never had to use the other one.
Monica: You know, it's such a surprise to see Ross here at this time of day, as he's normally at the children's hospital.
Phoebe: But not looking for dates!
Monica: Is there a Mrs. Stevens?
Chandler: There's a Mr. Bing!
Paul: No, Lizzie's mother passed away shortly after she was born.
All: Aww!
Paul: I get that a lot.
Phoebe: I didn't know Playboy prints jokes.
Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It's not just about the pictures!
Monica: It didn't work on mom, it's not going to work on us.
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: "When can you move in?"
[Ross, Monica, and Rachel trying to find out why Phoebe is mad at Ross.]
Monica: Is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? "Whom! Whom!" Sometimes it's who!
Monica: What's that noise you just made?
Chandler: Oh that? That's my work laugh.
Monica: Your work laugh?
Chandler: Yeah, and if you want to survive this party, you'll need to come up with one too.
