Monica Geller Quotes (Page 3)
Monica: I'll just tell Rachel I'll be doing laundry.
Chandler: Ha! "Laundry"! Is that my new nickname?
Monica: No... You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big—
Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Rachel: It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!
Monica: And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!
Monica: How cute is the on-call doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking of jabbing this pen in my eye.
Monica: I think you're sweet, and you're smart, and I love you. But you will be always the guy who peed on me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007Monica: Now, aren't you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Phoebe: "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one..."
Monica: Did that!
Phoebe: Okay. "Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion."
Monica: Okay! [pulls off strip] Owwwwww! Ow-ow-owwwwww!
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was painful! Oh, my God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax"!
Clerk: Six dollars, please.
Monica: Six? I just had it for one night. It's three.
Clerk: Eight o'clock is the cut-off and, aww, it's 8:02.
Monica: You know, in a weird way, you have too much power.
Phoebe: I'm not sure about buying a mattress from Janice's ex-husband. It's like cheating on Chandler.
Monica: Not at these prices!
Ross: When you guys were kids, and played, ah, "Happy Days", who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: I was always Joanie!
Joey: Question. Was, uh, "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood?
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Joey: No more jam?!
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Monica: I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now...Babies.
Chandler: Well, your gonna need much bigger jars.