Monica Geller Quotes (Page 4)
Monica: God, it is so nice for once not to get all hung up on "where's this going?".
Rachel: [You] afraid to ask him?
Monica: Could not be more terrified.
Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Monica: Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.
Chandler: Wow, it's, it's like porno for clowns.
Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.
Phoebe: It's a Wonderful Life. Yes, I've heard of this.
Monica: So you can't lose! It's there in the title. Wonderfulness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Please. I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees. I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride, and then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh… the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Monica: Danny Arshak, ninth grade. You know the bottle was totally pointing at me!
Rachel: Only because you took up half the circle!
Ross [to Monica]: Well, why're you all dressed up?
Phoebe: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Ross: What? You have a date? Who with?
Monica: No one.
Ross: C'mon, what's his name?
Monica: Nothing.
Ross: Come on, tell me.
Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: Oh, I promise, what.
Monica: It's Richard Burke.
Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds!
Chandler: Oh. So how many cameras are actually on you?
Monica: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.
[Chandler, Joey and Phoebe return from their outing]
Chandler: ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here!
Joey: You mind if I turn the heat down?
Monica [sarcastically]: Hey!, we could have used that kind of thinking earlier!
[moments later]
Joey: Hey Monica, the knob was broken so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that's alright?
[then everyone turns around and looks at Joey with bewilderment]