Monica Geller Quotes (Page 5)
Chandler: It has 12 Mb ram, 500 HD and 28000 BPS!
Monica: So, what are you gonna use it for?
Chandler: You know, games and stuff...
Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any… personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.
Monica: What does she think of your little… science project?
Joey: What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?
Monica: It's just, Wendy is more of a professional waitress.
Rachel: Oh, and so I've been saving my status as an amateur to compete in the waitressing Olympics!
Chandler: You know, I hate to brag, but I waited tables in '76 at Innsbruck.
Ross: Oh, great! Now he knows, and I don't know!
Monica: I'm sorry — I'm just excited about being an aunt!
Joey: Or an uncle!
Monica: What are you guys doing here?
Joey: Uhhhh...he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
Monica [confused]: What did I ask?
Rachel: Oh, and-and on page 2, he's not reaching for her heaving beasts.
Monica: What's a niffle?
Joey: You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.
Rachel: Alright, alright, alright — so I'm not a great typist…
Ross: Wait! Did you get to the part about "his huge, throbbing pens"? Well, yeah, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Phoebe: I just got to the part about "her public hair".
[In the girls' apartment, Chandler is suffering from nicotine withdrawal.]
Monica: Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Monica: Loosely translated, "we should do this again" means "you will never see me naked."
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