Monica Geller Quotes (Page 6)
Monica: Why would anybody do something like that?!
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of… beacon th-that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
Monica: There's nothing to tell! It's just some guy I work with.
Joey: Come on! You're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.
Chandler: So, does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and… not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.