Mr. Burns Quotes (Page 7)
Mr. Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin "Magic" Johnson?
Homer: Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone] Y'ello?
Magic Johnson: Is this really Homer Simpson?
Homer: Yeah.
Magic Johnson: Wow. Homer, I just used our last time-out to call and congratulate you on averting that nuclear holocaust.
Homer: Uh Magic, What if people think a guy's a hero, but he was really just lucky?
Magic Johnson: Don't worry. Sooner or later, people like that are exposed as the frauds they are.
Homer: [saddened] Thanks, Magic.
Kent Brockman Uh, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.
Mr. Burns: [over the hotline] Oh, meltdown. It's one of these annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
Voice: Warning... Problem in Sector 7-G.
Mr. Burns: 7-G? Good God! Who's the safety inspector there?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Good man? Intelligent?
Smithers: Actually, sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
Mr. Burns: [sarcastically] Thank you, President Ford.
Mr. Burns: Oh, it's no use! Smithers, open this can for me!
Smithers: Okay, but you softened it up for me sir.
Mr. Burns: [Reads Letter] Hold it Smithers! I'll open the can!
Smithers: But How?
Mr. Burns: To The Mall! I'll explain on the way!
Mr. Burns: [using a left-handed can opener] The worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend? Look at you! You were once so proud. Now feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange. His job description clearly specifies an illiterate!
Mr. Burns: I could crush him like an ant. But, it would be too easy. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh what the Hell, I'll just crush him like an ant.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 11th, 2007 Mr. Burns: Hello, young fellow. I haven't forgotten you. Here.
Bart: Wow, a crowbar!
Lisa: It's to open the crate, stupid.
Mr. Burns: We'll get the Simpsons a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 11th, 2007 [Maggie is hugging Burn's leg]
Burns: Gah! There's something on my leg! Get it off, get it off!
Marge: Mr, Burns, she's just a baby!