Nancy Botwin Quotes
Nancy Botwin: You've made your bed, now f**k in it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Nancy Botwin: I'm the suburban baroness of bud, Nancy.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Nancy Botwin: I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Andy Botwin: I paid for a full ounce, they f**king cheated me!
Nancy Botwin: They f**king saved your ass from going to jail!
Ms. Greenstein (Attorney): Still, that's very uncool.
Nancy Botwin: Andy, today it was brought to my attention that the downside to this business is death, so right now I'm not thinking about "the bakery" I'm thinking about enrolling in dental hygiene school so my children aren't orphans.
Andy Botwin: If anything happens to you, I will raise Silas and Shane as my own.
Nancy Botwin: Okay, now I pledge never to die.
Celia Hodes: I followed Dean here, did you see him?
Nancy Botwin: Yes, I did, they were playing poker.
Celia Hodes: Oh, great, now he's going to come home broke, stinking of marijuana. Guess that's better than oriental p***y.
Nancy Botwin: Nice, Shane goes on a paint rampage, gets suspended. The two of you ditch school to f**k in my guest room. I've got everything under control.
Quinn: But don't you see, technically we're not under your roof.
Nancy Botwin: You promised me no kids.
Josh Wilson: Yeah, but they all want it, and they cry if you say no!
Nancy Botwin: You listen, you stay away from my customer base. Don't deal to kids.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Conrad Shepard: You calling black people stupid?
Nancy Botwin: And lazy... and they also steal.
Heylia James: Yeah, but we sings and we dances real good.
