Newman Quotes
Newman: [about Keith Hernandez] And then something happened that changed us in a very deep and profound way from that day forward.
Elaine: What? What happened?
Kramer: He spit on us.
Newman: I'm a little... insulted...
Jerry: You're not a little anything, Newman.
Newman: Let me let you in on a secret. Zip codes? They're meaningless.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007 Newman: I'm sorry, your invitation must have gotten ... lost in the mail!
Newman: [spitting out piece of broccoli] VILE WEED!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007 Newman: Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it! All right, now here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen.
Newman: I just hope Tim Whatley's electric bills don't get lost in the mail or it could be... lights out for him. [cackles]
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Newman: That job sounds like it might be worth a year free haircuts. And a comb.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Newman: When you control the mail, you control.... information!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Newman: So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Yes, I admit I was speeding, but it was to save a man's life! A close friend. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
