Pam Beesly Quotes (Page 2)
Pam: [emotional because no one besides Michael has come to her art show, she hugs him] ...Do you have something in your pocket?
Michael: A Chunky. [Pam's eyes widen until Michael reveals he has an actual candy bar in his pocket]
Kelly: Are you all right? This must be so awful for you.
Pam: What do you mean?
Kelly: Well, this was supposed to be your wedding.
Pam: Oh, um, no, that's, um, it's actually fine.
Kelly: There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out, and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.
Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.
Jim: (looking at the hole) Oh my God. That's half-inch drywall.
Pam: I think we broke his brain.
Pam: Angela, you seem so happy. I bet you wish you were like this all the time.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
Pam: Who's Long Tim?
Harvey: Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
Jim: Well Yoy should bring Long Tim in someday
Harvey: You ruined a funny joke, get out of my offive.
Pam: [seeing a picture of Michael and Jan in Jamaica] Oh my God, is that Jan?
Michael: No...that's a German woman named...Urkel...grue.
Michael: You know I had never been out of the country before now? Got to see how Jamaicans live, it is great! You know? They just relax, they party all the time...
Pam: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael: Yeah...gosh...great...
[Michael is lying behind the reception desk, we only see his legs sticking out from it.]
Michael: It hurts my heart. It hurts my stomach. It hurts my arms.
Pam: Okay, well why are you laying like that?
Michael: Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops. With mint...
Pam: Can I help you, Michael?
Pam: Kinda sounds like prison is better than Dunder Mifflin.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007