Pam Beesly Quotes (Page 5)
Michael: But then she goes on to say "That will be our only topic of discussion." That doesn't mean anything. Those are just words...
Pam: I have one idea of what it means.
Michael: OK, yeah, what, what?
Pam: Well, I don't think you're going to be very happy with this.
Michael: Oh, great. Alright, well, now I'm in a terrible mood. Let's do your performance review.
Pam: [quickly] Because she's conflicted. She has to be professional but she's fighting feelings for you.
Michael: [sighs] Why-- that's great news. That-- that-- Why would-- why would I not like that?
Pam: Um, just 'cause that you work together and it might be awkward.
Michael: Pam, you're trustworthy.
Pam: Thank you.
Michael: And a woman.
Pam: Oh no.
Pam: Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were and it ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Pam: Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick who, all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words. Leaving behind one "Dwigt". And Dwight figured it out. Ooops.
Dwight: D-W-I-G-H-T
Pam: Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 [Ryan comes back from the dry cleaners]
Pam: Wait, are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan: Yeah. Who dry cleans jeans?
Michael: Pam, I hate to break this to you, but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.
Pam: He's a purple belt, that's really high.
Michael: Oh God, I could beat up Dwight, that's ridiculous. I can murder him.
Pam: [naming her five 'desert island movies] Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...
Jim: Ooh, definitely in my top five.
Pam: Yes -- in my top three, so suck it. [Jim looks bewildered and then grins]
Pam: Usually on sexual harassment day everyone harasses me...as a joke.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007 Pam:I'd just like to say that, my Mom's coming in today
Kevin: (Almost immediately) Mmmmilf.
Pam:...Thanks Kevin.
