Paris Geller Quotes
Paris: Look at us! We're happy. We have boyfriends. This is infinitely better than any mood-stablizer I've ever been on.
Rory: Oh shoot what time is it?
Paris: It's hammer-time.
Doyle: You look so hot when you find me annoying.
Paris: Then I must be Gisele Bündchen to you 24/7.
Rory: Breaking your fast?
Paris: Oh, my god. I love food. You want some?
Rory: I'm good. [knocking on door]
Paris: It's for me. It's for me.
Voice: Pizza
Paris: Yea, yea.
Paris: You sleep with one old guy, and suddenly you're Catherine Zeta-Jones.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Rory: Heart attack? Umm.. it wasn't during... umm... was it?
Paris: No Rory! This great man was not brought down by my vagina.
Paris: Rory, you've had quite the dry spell this year.
Rory: I have not had a dry spell.
Paris: There's not one picture of you with a guy.
Paris: He orders old gelato.
Rory: Old gelato?
Paris: Vanilla. It's a very old flavor.
Paris: I'm 19. I should be rollicking. Asher doesn't rollick.
Rory: Well he probably didn't rollick when he was younger either. He's British.
Doctor: Miss, you have to lower your voice.
Paris: That is Professor Asher Fleming in there, of Yale University. He's an important man, and you're acting like you're about to sell his spleen to UCLA.
Doctor: The procedures are the procedures.
Paris: Oh, really? I thought the procedures were a hat. Hit me with some more lame tautology, Socrates.
Paris: [sees Asher leaving] Oh, crap. Pretend you have to see him in his office.
Rory: No!
Paris: You were confused on the last point he made.
Rory: No.
Paris: You were gonna ask him after class, but Toby from "American Splendor" wouldn't stop yapping and you couldn't.
Rory: I feel my mouth moving, something's coming out and yet --
