Paris Geller Quotes (Page 4)
Paris: I don’t know, where’s the bad part of town?
Rory: Uhh, over there.
Paris: What?
Rory: Uh, people - they’re very upset with the color of that fence.
Paris: Hey, where'd he come from? What's up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cathouse up there?
Jess: Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
Luke: Do not add to this insanity.
Jess: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
Luke: Jess!
Jess: I wanna be good, life's just not letting me.
Paris: Madeline's 500 words on test anxiety spends 400 of them arguing that stretch corduroy is the best material for low-rise jeans.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Paris: Where's Tristan? He said he was coming with you.
Madeline: Oh, he's here. He just went over to the market.
Rory: What?
Louise: He needed cigarettes, just in case we didn't already know that he was bad.
Paris: Rory, sorry to interrupt. Hi Henry. But see, we're all standing over there trying to map out a game plan and a rehearsal schedule, and I'm sure whatever the two of you are talking about over here is so much more fascinating and important and, well, gosh, let's just say it: fun. But I'd really like to get an 'A' on this assignment, and in order to do that I'm afraid you're gonna have to discuss your sock hops and your clambakes some other time, okay? Thanks.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007Paris: Maybe someday I'll stumble into a Disney movie and suddenly be transported into your body, and after living there awhile, I'll finally realize the beauty of myself.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Paris: You don't want to go. It's not you.
Rory: I have multiple personalities, it might be one of me.
Paris: Unbelievable! She’s here five minutes she has a date. I’ve been going to this school nine years and I’m the French soda monitor.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Rory: Did you find our house okay?
Paris: Your street has no sign on it.
Rory: I told you to turn left at the giant rooster statue.
Paris: I thought you were kidding.
Lorelai: No one kids about Monty!
Paris: Lorelai Gilmore.
Louise: Nice stripper name.
Paris: Formerly of Stars Hollow High School.
Louise: Where's that?
Paris: Drive west, make a left at the haystacks and follow the cows.
Louise: Ooh, a Dixie Chick.
