Paulie Walnuts Quotes (Page 2)
Paulie Walnuts: (on phone) Yeah.
Little Paulie Germani: (on phone) Paulie, it's me. We had a problem down here, the ride... the Teacups... or whatever, a bolt busted. Thing jammed up. Some people got hurt.
Paulie Walnuts: Where's the guy who owns it?
Little Paulie Germani: He's talkin' ta the cops.
Paulie Walnuts: Fine. F**k it. What'dya want from me?
Little Paulie Germani: It's pretty bad Paulie. Lady broke her wrist. Some Puerto Rican kid lost some... some teeth.
Paulie Walnuts: Ah... what am I, a f**kin' dentist?
Christopher Moltisanti: You are not gonna f**kin' believe this.
James Zancone: Vito Spatafore's an ass muncher.
Paulie Walnuts: Oh!!!
Silvio Dante: What?
Tony Soprano: What'd you just say?
James Zancone: I'm sorry, it's true.
Christopher Moltisanti: We ran into this kid. Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
Tony Soprano: By who?
Christopher Moltisanti: The kid's cousin. Allegedly.
James Zancone: Probably bulls**t.
Silvio Dante: He's a married man.
Christopher Moltisanti: Allegra... ain't that a cold medicine?
Paulie Walnuts: Means happiness in Italian.
Christopher Moltisanti: The f**k's that got to do with cold medicine?
Jason Barone: (Paulie smashes Jason's leg with a steel rod) Aw, f**k! Ahhh!!!! Oh. Oh. Ohhhhhh!
Paulie Walnuts: Guess what, f**kin' mama's boy?! You're kickin' up four grand ta me every month. I don't care if you're in Deer Valley or Death Valley! Four grand, every goddamn month! And if you ever mention a word o' this ta Tony, I'll stick this up your ass... (Paulie takes out his gun) ...and pull the trigger till the bullets come out your eyes.
Tony Soprano: Is he f**kin' kiddin' me?! I told them I need that W-2 in perpetuity...and 5 percent o' the f**kin' sale price?! He thinks 'cause I'm in this weakened condition, he can take advantage. Well, he can go f**k himself!
Paulie Walnuts: I'm just tellin' you what Phil told me, Ton'.
Tony Soprano: You tell Jason before he sells, he better understand his obligation!
Paulie Walnuts: Look at you, T. You do your uncle a kindness, you get shot fer your efforts. You think you got family, but in the end, they f**k you too.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Paulie Walnuts: Carmela. He's a f**kin' vegetable. But I still gotta pay tribute ta the princess o' Little Italy.
Little Paulie Germani: The boss' wife. What are ya gonna do?
Paulie Walnuts: F**k her.
Vito Spatafore: Ho, ho, ho. Eighty K? How's that twenty percent of a million?
Paulie Walnuts: Have a cookie, you're delirious. It was seven fifty, tops.
Vito Spatafore: F**k it all, Paulie. Tommy cased that s**thole.
Silvio Dante: What's with the f**kin' accountin' out there? That's a hundred grand a piece. You got it? We're lookin' after Carmela.
Paulie Walnuts: No question.
Vito Spatafore: Of course. Sooner than later Paulie.
Paulie Walnuts: I gotta piss first, you want half o' that too?
Paulie Walnuts: How's the skip doin'?
Vito Spatafore: Same. You forget somethin'? Like my cut?
Paulie Walnuts: You believe this guy? You should've lost some weight in that nose, keep it outta everybody's business. I'm workin' on it.
Christopher Moltisanti: Vito already pulls down more scratch than anybody, from the unions.
Paulie Walnuts: Let 'im go ta the hospital first. That fat f**kin' kiss-ass. I'm buyin' Tony a nice little stereo fer the room.
Christopher Moltisanti: He don't need that.
