Paulie Walnuts Quotes (Page 5)
Christopher Moltisanti: We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers.
Paulie Walnuts: And I shoulda f**ked Dale Evans, but I didn't!
Paulie Walnuts: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony Soprano: What do you mean?
Paulie Walnuts: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f**k themselves?
Tony Soprano: Don't you think that expression would've come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie Walnuts: Hey, snakes were f**king themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.
Furio Giunta: I like a woman you can grab onto something.
Paulie Walnuts: You grab onto Ginny Sacrimoni, your f**kin' hands'll disappear.
Paulie Walnuts: She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007Paulie Walnuts: Ginny Sacramoni, what she needs is her own zip code.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007Paulie Walnuts: There's no denying it. I'm dragging a bunch of f**king ghouls around with me and Mikey's their f**king ringleader.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 Christopher Moltisanti: How long you think we gotta stay there?
Paulie Walnuts: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins, multiply that number by 50, then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add them together, and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do about 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6,000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I could do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.
Tony Soprano: Friend o' ours is coming in.
Paulie Walnuts: Who, Mauro Zucca's wife?
Tony Soprano: No, Furio.
Paulie Walnuts: Furio? Comin' here? What, to see what indoor plumbin' looks like?
Worker: Commendatori, you are already checked in.
Paulie Walnuts: Commendatori. Like a commander. I like that, that's respect.
Paulie Walnuts: Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. How 'bout you, you remember your first blowjob?
Silvio Dante: Yeah, of course.
Paulie Walnuts: How long did it take for the guy to come?
