Perry Cox Quotes (Page 4)
Jordan: I'm having second thoughts about our giant nanny. She's lovely and all, but every time the fridge is empty, she looks at our son like he's a plate of ribs.
Dr. Cox: Well, you shoulda let me hire the really skinny model. At least if she ate Jack, she'd throw him up right after.
J.D.: Uh, Dr. Cox, my brother was wondering if he could trail with us today....
Dr. Cox: Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never; not in a million years; absolutely not; no way, Jose; no chance, Lance; nyet; negatory; mm-mm; nuh-uh; oh-oh; and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff -- "NOOOOOOOoooooooo!
Elliot: [Upon applying red lipstick in preparation for a date] Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No... Barbie no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.
Elliot: Oh! Ah... that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
J.D.:If she was your daughter you'd totally know how to handle it.
Dr. Cox: My god, you're right.
[After punching Kelso]
Dr. Cox: You're doing fine there, Barbie.
Elliot: (stunned)... Thank you?
Dr. Cox: Everybody have a good one! I'm going home to see my son.
Dr. Cox: Lemme ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is--oh, I don't know--go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007Dr. Cox: My God, newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years. How is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays. I like their music. I like their sense of style. I especially like what they've done with Halloween, but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Jordan: I'm going home. [turns to leave]
Dr. Cox: No, no you're not.
Jordan: Bye-bye!
Dr. Cox: Jordan, your water just broke.
Jordan: (stops) This kid's annoying me already.
Dr. Cox: [internal monologue] MUST...RUB...SOMETHING... IN...SOMEONE`S...FACE [He notices a patient in a coma.] How`s that coma for ya buddy? [internal monologue] Ahh, Much better.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Dr. Cox: You want some advice? No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer’s Patient.
J.D.: What's that supposed to mean?
[Johnny tackles J.D. through the door out of nowhere.]
Johnny: Who am I!?
Dr. Cox: Ah, I'm sorry... Crazy person says what?
Jordan: What?!
Dr. Cox: Atta girl