Perry Cox Quotes (Page 5)
Dr. Cox: [on the phone] Sure, Jordan, I guess you could take over the master bathroom. But would ya do me a favor and leave my sleeping pills out in case when I get home I wanna take 300 of 'em? Heh! OK bye.
J.D.: I can't stop obsessing over this date I have tonight! What do you think I should do?
Dr. Cox: Well for starters, you should probably go ahead and thank your lucky stars that ya finally found a gal who's into same sex relationships.
J.D.: You know, Perry--
Dr. Cox: "Perry?"
J.D.: Yeah, I'm trying it out...
Dr. Cox: You know, Jordan, I have to tell you -- despite how crazy-hormonal you are, there is something about a pregnant woman that's almost spiritual.
Jordan: Really?
Dr. Cox: Honestly you--
Jordan: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Cox: --you have never looked so beautiful.
Jordan: It's the giant boobs, isn't it.
Dr. Cox: Well, have you seen them lately?
J.D.: I've seen bigger. (To Nurse Roberts) Not on you. Although, Kudos!
Nurse Roberts:Mm-hmm!
Dr. Cox: (To JD) Oh my God, I care so little I almost passed out.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007Dr.Cox: Oh dear lord, tell me thats not a onesie.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007Dr.Cox:[outside of J.D's apartment] You open up this door with in the next three seconds or I will start huffing and puffing
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007Dr. Cox: [to the psychologist] Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever, gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do... believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007Dr. Cox: [to the psychologist] And bam! The shine's off the apple. And that's when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink. And of course, I may have tormented her from time to time, but, honest to God, that's what I thought marriage was all about. So much so, that, by the end of that relationship, I honestly don't know who I hated more - her or me. I used to sit around and wonder... why our friends weren't trying to destroy each other, like we were. And here it turns out, the answer's pretty simple: They weren't unhappy. We were.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007Dr. Cox: [to the psychologist] Relationships? Well, Sigmund. Relationships are so... fragile. It just takes one thing, one... tiny little offense, and it can snowball on ya. And if that snowball starts to pick up speed, God forbid, you'd better tuck and go, my friend.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007
J.D.: Alex dumped me.
Dr. Cox: Aw, you mean the blind girl you've been dating?
J.D.: She's not blind.
Dr. Cox: Of course she's not. Okay, Newbie, how'd you drop the ball on this one? And don't tell me you cried, or I'm gonna have you banned from the men's room again.
J.D.: Well, I was just so excited about what we were doing here last night, I just forgot all about our date.
Dr. Cox: You didn't forget. You kept looking at your watch. I saw you. I just naturally assumed that you were just afraid of missing 'Judging Amy' -- it never occurred to me that you were choosing work over being with that sweet little biscuit, you stupid pissant.
J.D.: Well, you know what? That--that means a lot coming from you, Mr. Right Here With Me Two Hours After His Shift, Also...And Last Monday Night, Too...Guy.
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: You heard me.
J.D.'s narration: Oh, God, his ex-wife. The tension actually hurts. You have to break it; say something, anything!
J.D.: Banana hammock!
Dr. Cox: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.
