Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 11)
Peter Griffin: Oh, Jasper, where'd ya get these brownies?
Jasper: They're from a bakery in the West Quahog Gay District. I thought they'd help my depression.
Peter Griffin: Oh, I can see why, oh my God, they pack so much fudge into these. And look at this, there's even a couple of nuts lodged in there.
Stewie Griffin: Ugh, this idiot will fit in with our family as badly as Peter fit in with The Proclaimers.
[cut to Peter in a recording room with the Proclaimers]
The Proclaimers: But I would walk 500 miles, And I would walk 500 more, Just to be the man who'd walk that thousand miles, to fall down at your door. Da da da!
Peter Griffin: DA DA DA!
The Proclaimers: Da da da!
Peter Griffin: [over them] Da da da! Da da da! [hits one of them and knocks him down] Da! I'm singing!
Peter Griffin: Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007 Peter Griffin: I've steered our family through bigger problems, like when we were cartoon sketches on The Tracey Ullman Show.
[cutaway to a crude, Simpsons-like rendering of the Griffins in the front lawn, standing by a tombstone]
Lois Griffin: Well, that's the end of Puss. He was the best cat anyone ever had.
Peter Griffin: Say, Lois, whaddya say we go downtown and buy a dog?
Brian Griffin: Hey, wait a minute, you already have a dog!
Chris Griffin: So long, Puss.
Meg Griffin: We'll miss you.
Stewie Griffin: It's gonna be quite a different place with him gone, that's for true.
Peter Griffin: Look, you can stay with us if you want, you filthy hobo. You shouldn't be embarrassed about mooching off your kids at age 70.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Go to Hell, fathead! Have I used that one? No, I haven't. Yeah, fathead.
Stewie Griffin: Well, uh, you two are busy being nude, so, um, we'll just, uh, head out and, uh...let you be nude. [Brian and Stewie slowly walk out the front door backwards]
Peter Griffin: Who were those guys?
Lois Griffin: I don't know.
Peter Griffin: Hey, Brian, what's up?
Brian Griffin: Uh, hi, uh... Lois, Peter.
Lois Griffin: Brian, did you know this couch was here? It's so comfortable.
Peter Griffin: Hey, Lois, look how short Stewie is. He's so short!
Lois Griffin: Oh, my God, he is short!
[Peter and Lois are high]
Peter Griffin: That's... that's my favorite picture of Brian, over there on that wall.
Lois Griffin: He wants to have sex with me so bad! He-he's not... he's not gonna get to! [falls on her face. Peter giggles, then takes a bite out of his guitar]
Chris Griffin: Hey, doc, what did you do with my mom's fat?
Dr. Hartman: Well, we stored it all in this storage room. [opens up a closet to show Peter with his pants off kissing a bag of fat]
Peter Griffin: Uhhhh, it's exactly what it looks like.
Peter Griffin: [feeding Lois] I want you bigger! I want you fatter! It will please me...
• Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007
