Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 36)
Peter: What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?
Peter: Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're tellin' me that I came all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?!?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?
Peter: Just my desire to see you happy.
Lois: Aww .... (hugs peter)
Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun.
Lois: What?
Peter: Shhh ... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.
Peter to Connie: Sweet statutory, you look beautiful.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter to Lois, discussing the expensive relationship tape from the mail: Our relationship can't be measured in nipples and dimes. I mean, nickels and boobs. Money.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007Peter: You know, some people think that dandlions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 11th, 2007
