Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 38)
Peter: Lois, less talkie more fetchie.
Lois: I'm just gonna assume that's Chinese for 'I love you.'
Lois: You gave up a boat for free tickets to a crappy comedy club!
Peter: Come one, Lois, you're acting like this is the first time I ever did something stupid.
Peter: If I wasn't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
Peter (to a bus load of girls): I'll be Charlie and all of you can be my angels. Except you. You be Bosley.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter (runs to picketers bearing signs that say "Free Tibet"): Free Tibet! I'll take it! (Runs to phone booth.) Hello, China? I think I have something you may want, but it's gonna cost you....that's right: all the tea.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Miss Ironbox: The filing is done Mr. Griffin.
Peter: Thank you Miss Ironbox. You are a valued
member of our business team and I will give you a
raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.
Miss Ironbox: Mr. Griffin!
Peter: I'm sor...I'm sorry, that came out wrong.
Lemme' try again. Nice ass.
Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.
Peter: I'm not gonna kill those kids. If they die I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays ... Other than the fine programs on Fox.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007
