Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 39)
Peter: Hey how did you get that?
Death: It was mailed to me by your HMO.
Peter: Woah, just because my doctor was hitting on me doesn't mean you have to call him names.
Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room.
Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
Peter: I'd like to propose a toast to our neighbors. Sure they might be black, handicapped, and a heartless sex hound, but hey, if they moved out some smelly Hawaiians might move in.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: That was then and this is now. And this is a chair. And that's a lamp. And you have boobies. And I'm gonna find that trophy.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: So did your therapist figure out what the problem was?
Brian: Yeah. He thinks I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my God...you can talk!
Peter: Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: c**kroaches and Twinkies. And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick!
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.
