Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 40)
Peter: I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Grandpa Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: We all love the bible in this house.
Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible.
Peter: Umm ... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court)
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do........You bastard
Peter: Your aunt Marguerite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores.
Peter: You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman.
Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, 'It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.' Now you try.
Peter: 'It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.' How's that?
Brian: Wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try it again.
Peter: If Liza is wrong, then I don't want to know what right is.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 10th, 2007
