Peter Griffin Quotes (Page 9)
Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? People from the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin' program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse... [station manager hands Peter note] Oh. Well, it appears I've been fired. Well, as long as I'm no longer working here, let me tell you something: You know what really grinds my gears? YOU, America! FUCK YOU! Diane?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Huh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with-with your little outfits. Y'know? You're u-you're up there jumping around, and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So... y'know, what am I supposed to do? What do-what do-what do you want? Y'know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to-- why-why you're leaping around there, throwing those things all up in, over there on my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Well, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'! All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and-and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is, i-is-is-is just bogus.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Peter Griffin: Oh, I've been dying to get back on TV ever since I stopped hosting Family Feud.
[cut to Family Feud; Peter walks up to a female contestant]
Peter Griffin: How are you, Betsy? Welcome to the show. You are a lovely young woman. [gives her a kiss on the cheek, puts his hand up her shirt and feels one breast...] And let me just get my hand up there and feel that one... [...then the other] and that one. And we're lookin for something you shop for at the mall. Three seconds.
Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn; they think it's immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where exactly in the Bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible is way too long to read!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007Peter Griffin: Yeah, well, uh, you know, I used to come into Sal's, uh, once or twice a week to, uh, rent movies from his, uh...back room? You know what I mean? The room for, uh...adults only? Catch my drift? The, uh...you know, the kind of movies where they're, uh, X-rated pornos and, uh, fully nude people fornicate for the camera ... and stuff comes out ... get my meaning?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Peter Griffin: Since we're all gonna die, There is one more secret I feel I have to share with you, I did not care for The Godfather.
Lois Griffin: What?
Peter Griffin: Did not care for The Godfather
Chris Griffin: How can you even say that, Dad?
Peter Griffin: Didn't like... didn't like it.
Lois Griffin: Peter, it's so good, i-it's like a perfect movie!
Peter Griffin: I — this is what everyone always says... Everyone says "Oh,"—
Chris Griffin: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino... I mean, you never see — ROBERT DUVALL!
Peter Griffin: I know, I li—no—fine, fine actor, did not like the movie.
Brian Griffin: Why not?
Peter Griffin: Did not — couldn't get into it.
Peter Hitler: What are you doing, stuff?
Adolf Hitler: Yes.
Peter Hitler: Nazi stuff.
Adolf Hitler: Yes Peter Nazi stuff.
Peter Hitler: Can I help?
Adolf Hitler: JUST LET ME WORK ALL RIGHT!!
Peter Hitler: Alright alright, just chill.
Peter Griffin: What the hell is this? This is a tank of Tony Danza's breath! Who the hell would want this?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Lois Griffin: Peter, these are parachutes! What the hell are we going to do with parachutes?
[Scene shifts to Peter in a scuba suit]
Peter Griffin: They were to distract you while I put on the one scuba suit.
Caveman Peter: People want Peter wheel thanks to sexy wife. Tonight, you and me party like it's 9!
[Stewie knocks Lois out with a club]
Caveman Stewie: Damn all. What deuce? Victory Stewie's.
