Phoebe Buffay Quotes (Page 3)
Phoebe: He even showed me charcoal drawings he drew of me. Well he'd prefer watercolours, but you know, he has easy acess to a lot of charcoal.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 [A bedraggled Phoebe misses Joey's play, having spent all night on hold with phone customer service.]
Joey: Hey, Pheebs — where were ya?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely going to see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
Phoebe: Hello? Uh yeah. Someone's gonna have to take my nine o'clock appointment because, it's like, 9:15 and, I'm not there!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Phoebe: "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one..."
Monica: Did that!
Phoebe: Okay. "Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion."
Monica: Okay! [pulls off strip] Owwwwww! Ow-ow-owwwwww!
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was painful! Oh, my God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax"!
Phoebe: I'm not sure about buying a mattress from Janice's ex-husband. It's like cheating on Chandler.
Monica: Not at these prices!
Ross: It starts at eight. We can't be late.
Phoebe: We could not, would not, want to wait!
Phoebe: Uh, see, I-I think the one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's the Boss?.
Rachel: What song is that, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Um… [singing to "Tiny Dancer"] "Hold me close, young Tony Danza…"
Phoebe: We didn't do any of the romantic things I'd planned, like having a picnic at Central Park, and, you know, coffee at Central Perk… Oh! I just got that!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Phoebe: It's a Wonderful Life. Yes, I've heard of this.
Monica: So you can't lose! It's there in the title. Wonderfulness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Please. I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees. I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride, and then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh… the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Phoebe: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies, to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know — before she killed herself.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007
