Principal Skinner Quotes (Page 3)
Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won!
Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Skinner: (on PA) Attention students, please make your way for an assembly at the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. (Off PA) Dammit, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Chalmers: SKINNER, YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Skinner: Did you just call me a liar?
Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
Skinner: Oh, that's much worse.
Skinner: Let's see: Tide. Cheer. Bold. Biz. Fab. All. Gain. Wisk. I believe today I will try... Bold.
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007 Milhouse: You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campers. I got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head.
Principal Skinner: What is it with you kids and that word? I'm going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it's a privilege!
Principal Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination... and I've come to put a stop to it!
Bart: No, no, it's true, there's a monster on the bus!
Skinner: The only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for the rules.
Principal Skinner: Now It's never easy to come to a new school so let’s make her feel right at home. Please say a big Elementary school hello to Samantha Stinky!
Samantha: Stanky.
Skinner: Oh. Right... how embarrassing for you.
Skinner: Complete collections of Mad, Cracked, and even the occasional Crazy!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Skinner: Oh, things have changed. There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Glasscock.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Skinner: The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze, and I have you [Bart] to thank.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007