Principal Skinner Quotes (Page 4)
Skinner: I saw some awful things in Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Skinner: Bart Simpson on the side of law and order? Has the world gone topsy-turvy?
Bart: That's right, man. I got my first taste of authority... [rubbing his hands] And I liked it!
Seymour Skinner: Well, you're in for a whale of a show tonight. Uh, I'd like to point out that the doors are now locked, so you parents can't sneak out of the show after your own child as performed. Oh, and let me caution the people in the first five rows, You will get wet.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you realized that by writing your name in forty-foot letters on the athletic field that you would be caught!
Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.
Skinner: THERE ARE NO OTHER BARTS!
Bart: Uh-oh.
Principal Skinner: Tonight, Sherberts, oops, heh heh, Schubert's Unfinished symphony.
Homer: Oh good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long.
Principal Skinner: Uh oh, there's your bell. Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.
Nelson: [to Bart] I'll get you after school, man.
Bart: But...
Principal Skinner: Oh, no, no, no. He'll get you after school, son. Now hurry up, it's time for class.
Principal Skinner: Umm... whoever did this is in very deep trouble!
Martin: And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.